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Continue to ChatMy wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest. - J. B. Smoove from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/my-wife-is-a-vegetarian-when-my-wife-is-with-me-i-eat-vegetarian-when-she-s-not-i-eat-meat-i-m-just-being